I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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