talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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