I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
try to milk me bitch
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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