Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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