seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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