When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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