Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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