I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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