what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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