im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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