u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Randomize
