love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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