how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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