I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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