It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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