I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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