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(720): View more from Colorado

I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.

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(719): View more from Colorado

just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?

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(707): View more from California

he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting

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(606): View more from Kentucky

how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.

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(510): View more from California

You did a strip tease for the toilet.

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(315): View more from New York

Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?

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(360): View more from Washington

It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.

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(207): View more from Maine

Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.

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