just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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