Nicole vs. Life
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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