yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize
