porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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