No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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