So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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