Please, let me fuck your mom
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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