I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
