M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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