yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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