No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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