Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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