After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
That's intense
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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