one might say we're banned from that church
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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