It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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