If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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