That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
love makes seman taste better
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
