look no pants
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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