I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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