is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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