Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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