I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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