I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
PANTIES FOUND
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