Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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