Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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