Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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