I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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