Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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