I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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