It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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