we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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