he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize