PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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