Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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