my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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